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Tube carriage impressed by powerful display of manspreading

September 13, 2018 11:26 AM
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A MAN on a tube train has established himself as a powerful and sexually successful individual by spreading his legs quite far apart.

Phone shop manager Martin Bishop, 46, got on at Goodge Street and splayed his legs at a 160 degree angle, giving lucky passengers a fine view of his manly groin.

Commuter Donna Sheridan said: “I realised I was in the presence of a leader of men, perhaps a billionaire or an army officer loved by his troops for leading from the front.

“As a woman I was immediately seduced by his masterful display of animal dominance. I’m a pretty staunch feminist but I just wanted to drape myself over him like a Playboy Bunny.


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