November 23, 2018 9:16 AM People who wear their company logo outside work ‘usually twats’
The Institute for Studies found that wearing t-shirts and baseball caps showing you work for a faceless corporation strongly correlated with being a knob. Professor Henry Brubaker said: “It’s clearly intended to show you’re making good money, but companies like Vodafone are massive. You could be the person who cleans the bogs. “Our research showed anyone 49
November 21, 2018 10:30 PM May unveils ‘major’ Brexit boost to NHS reforms – 'Taking back control of OUR money'
A BREXIT cash boost will help fund health care reforms that keep more patients out of hospital by treating them in their own homes, Theresa May has announced. As well as improving patients’ health, the changes are also expected to cut NHS costs, free up beds and reduce waiting times. It is hoped the overhaul will also ease the pressure on over-stretched 63
November 20, 2018 2:17 AM Theresa May lives to see another day as no-confidence vote STALLED due to in-fighting
THERESA MAY has been saved from facing a vote of no confidence despite Eurosceptic MPs warning one would take place as early as Tuesday, after an insufficient number of Conservative rebels handed in letters to the chairman of the 1922 Committee. Conservative rebels had stated there would be a vote on Mrs May’s leadership as early as Tuesday, but this has been stalled 57
November 18, 2018 3:40 PM Jacob Rees-Mogg's ERG launches dossier SLAMMING Theresa May's Brexit deal
JACOB Rees-Mogg’s Eurosceptic group has unrelieved a seven-page document savaging Theresa May’s draft Brexit deal. The European Research Group (ERG) published Your Right to Know: The Case Against Chequers and the Draft Withdrawal Agreement in Plain English three days after the Government’s 585-page draft deal with the EU was released. Mrs May’s Chequers 39
November 13, 2018 7:32 PM Alternative provision schools: 'We all deserve an education'
Research by the BBC has revealed that the number of fixed-term exclusions in the most deprived areas of England has gone up by over 70% in the last four years - four times the rate of the least deprived, which has risen by 15%. Nearly 50,000 pupils are now taught in alternative provision - schools which provide education for pupils outside of mainstream 47
November 12, 2018 7:26 PM Stan Lee dead: Marvel legend dies aged 95
STAN LEE, who is widely known for creating Marvel characters such as Spider-Man and the Hulk has died aged 95, according to TMZ. The news website have claimed Stan Lee’s daughter informed them of their death. She reportedly told them: “My father loved all of his fans. He was the greatest, most decent man." TMZ added that an ambulance was rushed to Lee's 31
November 11, 2018 4:38 PM Amanda Holden ‘confronted’ Phillip Schofield after ‘losing out’ on This Morning role
AMANDA HOLDEN reportedly “confronted” Phillip Schofield after she missed out on replacing Holly Willoughby to co-host This Morning. Rochelle Humes, 29, landed the role of co-hosting This Morning with Phillip Schofield, 56, while Holly Willoughby presents I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! with Declan Donnelly, 43. But Amanda Holden, 47, reportedly 32
November 7, 2018 11:40 AM Should there be a tax on red meat?
A "meat tax" could prevent almost 6,000 deaths per year in the UK, according to researchers, but should politicians be telling people what they can and can't eat? Scientists at the University of Oxford say governments should consider imposing price hikes on red meat - such as beef, lamb and pork - to reduce consumption. They say it would save lives and more than £700m in UK healthcare 58
November 7, 2018 9:16 AM Meat tax could save thousands of lives and slash healthcare costs
Although the tax would push up the price of burgers, sausages and mince, scientists are calling on governments to consider it. A study has found meat taxes could save an estimated 220,000 lives globally by 2020 and reduce healthcare costs by £30.7bn. Consumption of red meat such as beef, lamb and pork has been linked to an increased risk of heart disease 54
November 1, 2018 12:02 PM Research confirms link between blob of ice cream on floor and child losing its shit
SCIENTISTS have confirmed a link between a blob of delicious ice cream on a floor and a small child that has gone completely mental. Research by the Institute for Studies revealed that very loud crying began within seconds of the vanilla ice cream landing on the floor in close proximity to the child that is having an epic meltdown. Professor Henry Brubaker 36