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July 21, 2018 7:01 AM Stand-up at the Seaside guarantees Rouse-ing comedy in Colwyn Bay

After ditching the life of teaching geography teacher for a new avenue providing for his two children a dog and and paying an eye-watering mortgage, Rouse has become a master-story teller with a rare talent for brilliant characterisation. He also has a host of TV appearances to his name, including playing Bottom in Ben Elton’s most recent sitcom Upstart 7

July 12, 2018 1:25 AM 'It was a JOKE' – Croatian defender Vida BOOED by Russians for 'glory to Ukraine' comments

CROATIAN defender Domagoj Vida was booed every time he touched the ball in the World Cup semi-final against England after shouting "glory to Ukraine" in the aftermath of his side's victory against the host nation Russia in the quarter-finals. Domagoj Vida claimed he was not trying to bring politics into football with his comments. But under FIFA rules 14

July 4, 2018 2:42 PM VOTE! World Cup glory or Brexit success – what would YOU choose?

IT started as a private joke among Fleet Street’s Parliamentary scribes – World Cup or Brexit? But we thought we’d put the ‘nation’s toughest poll question’ out there and see what happened! Mrs May’s decision is perhaps the most important call for the nation’s future since Britain voted to join the EU back in 1973. But the next few days are arguably 13

June 29, 2018 11:43 AM 'Karl's lost it!' Today host Stefanovic and sister-in-law Sylvia Jeffreys break into a laughing fit as reporter Natalia Cooper makes an extremely inappropriate on-air joke

The Today show panel found themselves in a laughing fit on Friday, following a very inappropriate on-air joke made by presenter Natalia Cooper. Natalia was in Sovereign Hill, Ballarat for the Winter Wonderlights event, where she was dressed up in a period costume that included a white hand warmer. Karl immediately put his hand over his eyes as he started 9

June 27, 2018 10:48 AM Why Meghan Markle can no longer eat garlic in public as a Royal

Now that Meghan Markle is a member of Prince Harry’s family, the Duchess of Sussex is banned from eating garlic in public and the ingredient is forbidden from being put in any of the foods eaten by the Royals. As well as this, Meghan is no longer permitted to travel abroad frequently or eat seafood, in order to avoid the risk of food poisoning, especially 8

June 25, 2018 9:16 PM Arsenal are mocked after new manager's head blocks letters on club magazine cover to spell a VERY rude word

Arsenal have been mocked mercilessly online after the new manager's head has blocked out key letters on the club magazine's cover to spell out a very rude word. On the Premier club's July issue, new coach Unai Emery confidently poses with his arms crossed and a slight smile, not knowing he would soon become the butt of a joke. Behind his head, instead 9

June 25, 2018 7:43 AM Pub destroyed after putting on Oxbridge comedy troupe instead of World Cup

A PUB has been reduced to rubble after its landlord decided to host an Oxbridge improv group instead of showing England’s World Cup game. Tom Logan, landlord of The Lion’s Head pub in Gloucester, decided it would be ‘original and interesting’ to put on a performance by Oxbridge comedy troupe A Room for Norman, who describe their show Troutface? as ‘wildly 10

June 23, 2018 2:46 PM Ryanair passenger's fury as her £258 return flight from Portugal is cancelled only for budget airline to replace it with one leaving her just 25 MINUTES in Lisbon

A Ryanair passenger was stunned when the budget airline cancelled her flight and offered her a new one that would leave her with just 25 minutes in Lisbon. Mairéad Sweeney, 24, booked £258 return flights to the Portuguese capital back in January but was told her flight out of Glasgow on September 27 had been cancelled yesterday. The airline instead offered 11

June 20, 2018 1:07 PM Lord Sugar apologises after his Senegal football team tweet ‘backfired’

Lord Sugar wrote: “I recognise some of these guys from the beach in Marbella. Multi tasking resourceful chaps.” After being criticised for the post, he defended it, writing that he thought it was “funny” and that people had misinterpreted it. The business mogul had tweeted: “Just been reading the reaction to my funny tweet about the guy on the beach 10

June 20, 2018 10:36 AM Lord Sugar defends post comparing Senegal team to beach vendors in Marbella

Lord Sugar wrote: “I recognise some of these guys from the beach in Marbella. Multi tasking resourceful chaps.” After responding to a few people who had criticised his post, Lord Sugar removed it. He tweeted: “Just been reading the reaction to my funny tweet about the guy on the beach in Marbella. Seems it has been interpreted in the wrong way as offensive 9