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August 25, 2018 11:23 AM Holly Hagan Reveals Sexy Dark-Haired ‘Alter Ego’

Holly Hagan has long been the dark horse ever since she burst into the Geordie Shore house many moons ago, and she still knows how to turn a trick that’ll shock us all. The stunning Geordie lass decided to shake up everyone’s Friday night by posting a jaw-dropping new picture on Instagram that reveals a brand new look for the ever-changing star. Holly 15

August 22, 2018 11:08 AM Police hunt for tourists who stripped off in Rome fountain

Two English-speaking tourists who are being hunted by police for stripping off in a monumental Italian fountain have been called "idiots" by the country's deputy prime minister. The men were filmed frolicking in the fountain in Piazza Venezia in Rome, with one pulling down his underwear and posing for photographs. The footage has sparked outrage and their 11

August 20, 2018 9:14 PM Rachel Riley: Countdown co-star Susie Dent struggles after revealing rude word

RACHEL RILEY’S Countdown co-star and lexicographer Susie Dent struggled to keep it together when she revealed a rude word during a recent episode of the Channel 4 show. Rachel Riley’s co-star Susie, 53, was explaining the slang meaning behind words 'bottle and glass' and told her co-stars how the words together meant “a**e.” Explaining the definition 12

August 15, 2018 1:05 PM Cole Sprouse’s Twitter Has Been Hacked And Lili Reinhart Couldn’t Be More Fuming

It’s not been the best 24 hours for Cole Spouse after it’s been revealed that someone managed to hack into his Twitter account and fire off a series of offensive messages. While the Riverdale actor hasn’t directly commented on the situation, girlfriend Lili Reinhart has come forward to share a brutal response to the person who tried to set up a fake meet-and-greet 17

August 13, 2018 8:47 PM Tim Peake jokes about packing away his spandex after missing out on Strictly

Astronaut Tim Peake joked that he was putting his spandex back in the drawer after finding out he is not a Strictly Come Dancing contestant. The joke started when journalist Lauren Turner posted a message on Twitter saying she had thought a teaser about Red Dwarf actor Danny John-Jules signing up for the BBC show had actually been about Peake. As John-Jules 12

August 9, 2018 1:09 PM There’s Such A Thing As A ‘Summer Penis’

Yep, you read that right. There really is such a thing as a summer penis and we’re not talking about your down there's getting sweaty in the heat, but rather heat-induced growth. We’ve all heard guys crack the joke that their package is chilly and therefore experiencing a shrinkage, and according to science, heat has the opposite effect 13

July 27, 2018 12:58 PM Billy Connolly health update: Comedian in good spirits as he leaves naughty hotel review

BILLY CONNOLLY – who was diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease six years ago - left some fans in stitches during a recent stay in Invergorden, Scotland, after he left a rather unexpected message with hotel staff. The 75-year-old put his Parkinson’s diagnosis to one side and appeared to be in very good spirits recently, after he played a seriously cheeky 11

July 23, 2018 2:08 PM Jim White delves into world of Waffles, Triangles & Jesus at The Crescent in September

CULT Californian songwriter, singer, guitarist, artist and raconteur Jim White will play The Crescent in York on September 6, at the invitation of promoters Please PleaseYou and High & Lonesome. White, who will be accompanied by guitarist Clive Barnes, has taken a multi-faceted journey through life, from 13 years as a New York City cabbie to 11

July 21, 2018 7:01 AM Stand-up at the Seaside guarantees Rouse-ing comedy in Colwyn Bay

After ditching the life of teaching geography teacher for a new avenue providing for his two children a dog and and paying an eye-watering mortgage, Rouse has become a master-story teller with a rare talent for brilliant characterisation. He also has a host of TV appearances to his name, including playing Bottom in Ben Elton’s most recent sitcom Upstart 13

July 12, 2018 1:25 AM 'It was a JOKE' – Croatian defender Vida BOOED by Russians for 'glory to Ukraine' comments

CROATIAN defender Domagoj Vida was booed every time he touched the ball in the World Cup semi-final against England after shouting "glory to Ukraine" in the aftermath of his side's victory against the host nation Russia in the quarter-finals. Domagoj Vida claimed he was not trying to bring politics into football with his comments. But under FIFA rules 17