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Parents confirm they have great respect for ‘parenting experts’ and don’t want them to shut the f**k up

January 15, 2019 9:44 AM
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PARENTS who are told by experts how to take care of their children have expressed their gratitude and absolutely do want everyone to shut it.

After years of being warned that every single thing they do will turn their offspring into sociopaths, parents stressed it was not confusing or patronising in any way.

Mother-of two Emma Howard said: “Stay home with them, go to work, breastfeed them forever, make sure they sleep 18 hours a day while learning a second language, eating organic food, doing homework and getting regular exercise.

“Thank you so much because I wake up every day thinking ‘how can I make sure my kids turn into dicks’.

Source: thedailymash.co.uk

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