A DOG struggling to get a big stick through a front door will neither leave it outside nor change his strategy, he has confirmed.
Small brown dog Martin Bishop has tried several hundred times to fit the stick into a space that it is clearly much smaller than, with no success.
Bishop said: “My owner was annoying that I picked it up and kept muttering about how I was making him look like a twat during the walk back.
“But nothing makes me happier than taking a massive stick home. Why? I don’t know. It’s like me asking a human why they enjoy pointless things like Bargain Hunt or aftershave.