A WOMAN refusing to remove her winter coat despite it still being quite warm out is sweating like a pig, she has admitted.
Donna Sheridan, aged 32, is also refusing to take off her thick scarf and pure wool Aran jumper, as they are all part of her winter ‘18 look.
She said: “I’m not going back to my denim jacket now. I’d look a right dick.
“I’ve dug this coat out, I’ve cleared all the used tissues out of the pockets, I’ve washed it I’ve accessorised beautifully and I’m committed to wearing it despite feeling like I’m going to pass out on the train home.
“It should be cold by now. It’s October. The blogs all say I should be wearing a big coat with 550 fil goose down, and it’s far too bulky to carry.
“My body just needs to acclimatise, that’s all. It’s not my fault I’m running with sweat. It’s global warming’s.
“I’ll be alright, I’ll pop in Starbucks for a pumpkin spice latte. That should cool me down.”