Married couple finally put sex on to-do list

November 1, 2018 8:54 AM

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A MARRIED couple with young kids are finally getting round to sorting out their genitals and have put ‘sex’ on the to-do list.

Martin and Nikki Hollis, who believe they last had sex sometime during Game Of Thrones Series 7, just need to tick off ‘organise coats’ and ‘pay water bill’ and they be getting at it.

Nikki Hollis said: “Martin accidentally slipped out of the front of his boxer shorts last week and my first reaction was to tidy it away.

“I’m not saying our life is now an exhausting series of domestic duties, childcare and work, it’s not, we also have Netflix.

“We both agreed we should make the effort. I said I’ll need to be romanced and he promised to clean the microwave which has genuinely got me very aroused.”

Martin Hollis said: “I believe we should be having sex sometime this weekend. We’re just negotiating who will be on the bottom and gets to have a bit of a lie down as well.”


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