Anyone lose a pink dildo at the Brighton v West Ham match?

October 6, 2018 7:07 AM

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Anyone lose a pink dildo at the Brighton v West Ham match?

Good on twitter for making an amusing story more suggestive. During Brighton’s home win over West Ham in the Premier League, the Sun tweets: “Brighton’s win over West Ham interrupted by ref picking up sex toy.” 30,000 people look on as the the old “w**ker in the back” blows his whistle to signal a break in play fore hailing a taxi to the local ‘marital aides shop’, or maybe picked something up online?

The story is less bizarre, as ref Kevin Friend picking up a neat, pink set of plastic cock and balls lobbed on to the pitch by a fan in the throes of ecstasy.

Source: anorak.co.uk

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