'Why can't they just put the Underground Piano Bar on the map?'
There may be just days to go till Glastonbury, but let’s be honest: nobody’s ready. Here are 47 - yes, 47 - things everyone who’s going is thinking right now.
9. Which filter will make me look my best on Sunday night after three days of no sleep?
11. More to the point, how the hell am I going to carry all of this to Somerset?
13. Maybe the weather people are wrong, how can they predict this far ahead anyway?
34. Asking: Who the f**k buys brings two tablespoons of Spanish paprika to Glasto?
38. This will be the year I make it to into the Rabbit Hole (but already knowing this will not happen)
41. I will make it to see Jeremy Corbyn on Saturday. I will make it to see Jeremy Corbyn on Saturday. I will make it to see Jeremy Corbyn on Saturday.