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Estate agents amazed that bedsits in grim bits of London not selling for £1m

March 12, 2018 11:11 AM
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LONDON estate agents can see no reason why depressing bedsits in Clapham are not meeting their £1m valuations.

Senior staff from Foxtons, Knight Frank, and Savills held a summit to solve the mystery before concluding that it was as unfathomable as nuclear fusion.

Estate agent Carolyn Ryan said: “By all known laws of the universe, these properties should be selling like hotcakes. But somehow, incredibly, they’re not.

“I mean we’re talking modern living spaces by award-winning architects with a close-knit community mix of boutique and aspirational retail opportunities on the doorstep.


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